Skate Envy

Every time we turn around,
 Albert is chasing Betty with a plunger.
But, it really doesn't matter.
They have rollerskates.
Every time we turn around,
 Betty is chasing Albert with a paint roller.
But, it really doesn't matter.
They have rollerskates.
They have rollerskates they can use.
 They have rollerskates they can sell in an online auction.
How beneficial?
They have more rollerskates than you or I.
You or I?
You or I?
 It really doesn't matter what they do with their rollerskates,
because we will still watch them through the windows,
 jealous of their shiny rollerskates.
Tricia just bought a scooter.